The Spuds are Bright Tonight

Not my tuber, you bitch!

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Me:
fuck I hate my period
Me:
YES NO MORE OF THAT SHIT FOR ANOTHER MONTH
Me:
Me:
Me:
Where the fuck is my period
Me:
omg what if I’m pregnant
Me:
I’ve never had sex but I am definitely pregnant
Me:
Shit I’m the next Virgin Mary
Me:
Should I get a pregnancy test
Me:
Should I tell my parents
Me:
WAIT
Me:
I DO NOT WANT A CHILD
Me:
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PERIOD
Me:
YOU BETTER GET HERE QUICK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Me:
IF YOU DON’T GET HERE IN THE NEXT WEEK WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE
Uterus:
hi
Me:
THERE YOU ARE
Me:
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
Me:
DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I’VE BEEN
Me:
DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN YOU SHITHEAD
Me:
Me:
fuck I hate my period

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